Arrrrr!

It is almost worth violating the terms and conditions of my most current free dating site to show you the gentlemen callers I have attracted. Please select one below:

a. the chubby roller blader (yes - this is apparently still a thing)

b. Glasses McEyepatch

c. 90's sitcom dad

I don't jest. But I do acquiesce to some degree: I also received the nicest email that yes - even on my dusky cheeks - bloomed a blush. 

To love! ...hopefully sans eye patch

LW